I’ve really got to post a new Fission Chicken story here one of these years (or at least get on with Armageddon Creeped Out), but meanwhile here’s another thing I did for Jeff Wood’s Snowbuni site: Snowi and her cohorts running around the Star Trek universe!

For the Video Goodie this week, how about a swell old politically incorrect Modern Madcap cartoon (or Noveltoon, whatever) about a cannibalistic pygmy? Chew Chew Baby, from 1958! It’s down below the banners.

Speaking of movies, they’re really coming up with new duds; the glossy, kiddie Star Trek reboot has been forgotten already—everybody who wanted to see it saw it in the first weekend—and then the latest Terminator sequel bored everyone, and now the dumbass Land Of The Lost movie is a big flop. (It’s based on an old SatAM kid’s show, and the filmmakers worked real hard to dumb it down.) The remake of The Taking of Pelham 123 is a big dud. And of course Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is dumb as dirt. Yawn… the excitement is unbearable, isn’t it?

He might be a scary-lookin’ guy, but Spook there sure has excellent taste in t-shirts! The above panel is from Adam Black’s LOCUS webcomic (which features the title character and her struggles in long-standing feuds of demons and vampires)… turns out that Mr. Black is a Fission Chicken fan from way back, and took this opportunity give Spook a snazzy FC shirt! Fans of horror, rock, demons, vampires… everybody should go read LOCUS now!! AND NOW YOU CAN GET A SHIRT LIKE SPOOK’S! Wow! It’s available in the FC Shirt Shop! Scroll down for the banner!

Wouldn’t you like to see the above design made as an actual maquette? (Fancy word for “figure”.) Sure ya would! This design is up for votes at PatchTogether now… so if all you Chicken-of-Wrath fans reading this would indicate interest by voting… the FC maquette can be made a reality! Hotcha!

How to vote? Visit the FC maquette page… it’s necessary to sign up on the PatchTogether site (it’s cool, you won’t get spam and it does not obligate you to buy), and then click the “Vote” button. That’s it!

Wouldn’t it be great if there was a Fission Chicken animated feature? You can see a short ‘teaser’ for such by clicking the left thumbnail below! The right thumbnail will display the earlier “Squash” bit:

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If you think you’ve seen some politically incorrect cartoons on TV recently, check out this old theatrical cartoon from 1958: Chew Chew Baby (even the title is kind of suggestive)… wherein some guy who seems like Mr. Magoo’s loudmouth cousin gets a visit from a shark-toothed pygmy with a bone in his hair. Guess what the little guy’s main source of nourishment is. I saw this on the Cartoon Brew site, and you can read more about it here! Here’s the cartoon: