Where does Livergut Labs obtain grant money to spend on these projects, anyway?
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Excellent sock retrieval device… although I’m thinking that there’s also a class of socks that spontaneously change color, texture, and size when washed, as well as the usual space-and-time traveling socks. We’ll need an additional device to return the chameleon socks to their original composition and material properties.
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Oh, there are doubtless all sorts of weird forces and creatures zippin’ around out in the aether. (Charles Fort probably wrote somewhere about sock mysteries.) What if… what if some socks are actually MIMIC LIFE FORMS that take the place of one’s genuine, beloved socks?
That’s not what happens in the current story, though.
April 28th, 2006 at 9:26 pm
Excellent sock retrieval device… although I’m thinking that there’s also a class of socks that spontaneously change color, texture, and size when washed, as well as the usual space-and-time traveling socks. We’ll need an additional device to return the chameleon socks to their original composition and material properties.
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April 28th, 2006 at 9:51 pm
Oh, there are doubtless all sorts of weird forces and creatures zippin’ around out in the aether. (Charles Fort probably wrote somewhere about sock mysteries.) What if… what if some socks are actually MIMIC LIFE FORMS that take the place of one’s genuine, beloved socks?
That’s not what happens in the current story, though.
April 28th, 2006 at 11:42 pm
Mimic Life Forms? I was wondering why some of my socks now had teeth, and were chewing on my ankles.
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BTW I like Lawrence LiverGut; he looks a bit like Professor HoneyDew of the Muppets. We need a hapless Beaker clone.
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