Don’t Be So Formal
Friday, July 21st, 2006It’s… it’s the Vortoxians! The Marketing Experts from Beyond! Being awfully chummy with… “Walt”?
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It’s… it’s the Vortoxians! The Marketing Experts from Beyond! Being awfully chummy with… “Walt”?
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July 21st, 2006 at 7:18 pm
Gasp! “Walt”? The Vortoxians?! And a sinister robot lurking near an innocuous public institute of informational wellness?! A fan letter that reads like the end of an old “Batman” TV episode?! And the Dynamic Duo nowhere to be seen?!
*RING* *RING*
Eh? What? Oh…copyrighted? Seriously? How about calling Fish and Chip “Wonder Twins”? No, I understand they’re not actually related, but…okay, try “Toothsome Twosome”…oh come on, who’s taken THAT one?! No kiddin’? Cripes…okay, right, sorry, won’t happen again…have your answering machine call my service, we’ll hash something out…yeah, I love you too Dad. Yes, I’ll call more often…bye…
*CLICK*
Meanwhile! At the Hall of Justice!
*RING RING RING RING RING*
July 22nd, 2006 at 8:59 am
*CLICK*
“You have reached the Justice League’s automated response line. If this is a world-threatening disaster, please press 1. If this is a regional disaster, please press 2. If this is a local disaster, please press 3. If you’re attempting to reach Wonder Woman, please hang up and dial 1-800-4AMAZON. If you’re call is other than an emergency, please state your name, location, and plans after the beep.”
*BEEP*