Celebrity in the Library
Wednesday, July 26th, 2006That’s the thing about some movie stars… get a film or two under their belt, and they treat public property without any consideration for others. And little guys with weapons follow them around.
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July 26th, 2006 at 2:16 pm
“Thet war th’ day th’ Seven Gun-Totin’ Trolls came t’ town…never fergit it…thet were th’ day m’ last real toof fell out, an’ I hadda get these dadblamed dentures in…plus I hadda fight wit’ th’ missus, on account o’ she wouldn’t fetch me a beer when I had th’ gout…whassat? You wanna know more ’bout them Trolls? Shutcher dang fool piehole, boy! I’m a-gonna tell ya, but I’m a-gonna do it my way, see? So, there I war, beerless, an’ about ready ta whomp on anyone what got betwixt me an’ th’ fridge, an’ that’s when m’ hangnail kicked in…hey! HEY! Git back here! I ain’t tol’ ya about them Trolls yet! Or m’ hangnail, dadgummit…”
July 26th, 2006 at 4:26 pm
(???) I didn’t know Gabby Hayes was a Fission Chicken fan! =)