http://www.fissionchicken.com/2006/07/26/celebrity-in-the-library/ The Adventures of The Chicken of Wrath Wed, 07 Jan 2009 04:01:52 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.2 http://www.fissionchicken.com/2006/07/26/celebrity-in-the-library/#comment-80 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 23:26:56 +0000 http://www.fissionchicken.com/2006/07/26/celebrity-in-the-library/#comment-80 (???) I didn't know Gabby Hayes was a Fission Chicken fan! =) (???) I didn’t know Gabby Hayes was a Fission Chicken fan! =)

]]> http://www.fissionchicken.com/2006/07/26/celebrity-in-the-library/#comment-79 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 21:16:16 +0000 http://www.fissionchicken.com/2006/07/26/celebrity-in-the-library/#comment-79 "Thet war th' day th' Seven Gun-Totin' Trolls came t' town...never fergit it...thet were th' day m' last real toof fell out, an' I hadda get these dadblamed dentures in...plus I hadda fight wit' th' missus, on account o' she wouldn't fetch me a beer when I had th' gout...whassat? You wanna know more 'bout them Trolls? Shutcher dang fool piehole, boy! I'm a-gonna tell ya, but I'm a-gonna do it my way, see? So, there I war, beerless, an' about ready ta whomp on anyone what got betwixt me an' th' fridge, an' that's when m' hangnail kicked in...hey! HEY! Git back here! I ain't tol' ya about them Trolls yet! Or m' hangnail, dadgummit..." “Thet war th’ day th’ Seven Gun-Totin’ Trolls came t’ town…never fergit it…thet were th’ day m’ last real toof fell out, an’ I hadda get these dadblamed dentures in…plus I hadda fight wit’ th’ missus, on account o’ she wouldn’t fetch me a beer when I had th’ gout…whassat? You wanna know more ’bout them Trolls? Shutcher dang fool piehole, boy! I’m a-gonna tell ya, but I’m a-gonna do it my way, see? So, there I war, beerless, an’ about ready ta whomp on anyone what got betwixt me an’ th’ fridge, an’ that’s when m’ hangnail kicked in…hey! HEY! Git back here! I ain’t tol’ ya about them Trolls yet! Or m’ hangnail, dadgummit…”

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