Comments on: Car Wars http://www.fissionchicken.com/2006/08/11/car-wars/ The Adventures of The Chicken of Wrath Wed, 07 Jan 2009 07:19:14 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.2 by: Scott Malcomson http://www.fissionchicken.com/2006/08/11/car-wars/#comment-100 Sun, 13 Aug 2006 07:08:37 +0000 http://www.fissionchicken.com/2006/08/11/car-wars/#comment-100 It was at that point that a Fnord Flamberge pulled up, kicked in the flamethrower, and roasted the tow truck. ROLL! *clickclickclick* Hah! A 5 hits, so roll two dice for burning damage *clickclickclick*, no frontal armor, lookit that sucker burn! No onboard fire extinguisher? Okay, remove the truck counter and drop "confetti"...the fuel tank just blew... Eh? Oh, er...just playing Car Wars...from Steve Jackson Games...yeah, it's a real game...haven't played it in years, couldn't resist...yeah, I guess I am using a lot of ellipses today... It was at that point that a Fnord Flamberge pulled up, kicked in the flamethrower, and roasted the tow truck.

ROLL! *clickclickclick* Hah! A 5 hits, so roll two dice for burning damage *clickclickclick*, no frontal armor, lookit that sucker burn! No onboard fire extinguisher? Okay, remove the truck counter and drop “confetti”…the fuel tank just blew…

Eh? Oh, er…just playing Car Wars…from Steve Jackson Games…yeah, it’s a real game…haven’t played it in years, couldn’t resist…yeah, I guess I am using a lot of ellipses today…

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