Comments on: Chicken Monster Sighting http://www.fissionchicken.com/2006/11/13/chicken-monster-sighting/ The Adventures of The Chicken of Wrath Fri, 21 Nov 2008 17:12:15 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.2 by: Scott Malcomson http://www.fissionchicken.com/2006/11/13/chicken-monster-sighting/#comment-343 Wed, 15 Nov 2006 06:09:12 +0000 http://www.fissionchicken.com/2006/11/13/chicken-monster-sighting/#comment-343 Meanwhile, I'm surprised you haven't showcased the modern surrealism of Robot Chicken yet. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" "Bawk?" "TO DIE IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!" *cue chainsaw* Meanwhile, I’m surprised you haven’t showcased the modern surrealism of Robot Chicken yet.

“Why did the chicken cross the road?”

“Bawk?”

“TO DIE IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!” *cue chainsaw*

]]> by: Gamecreature http://www.fissionchicken.com/2006/11/13/chicken-monster-sighting/#comment-342 Tue, 14 Nov 2006 21:11:24 +0000 http://www.fissionchicken.com/2006/11/13/chicken-monster-sighting/#comment-342 Yep, now we're stuck with this truth in advertising thing. On the whole, I'd prefer a movie that actually delivered on its promise of thrills, chills and a ritual sacrifice to a bloodthirsty and over-sexed alien creature. Oh well, that's Hollywood. Yep, now we’re stuck with this truth in advertising thing. On the whole, I’d prefer a movie that actually delivered on its promise of thrills, chills and a ritual sacrifice to a bloodthirsty and over-sexed alien creature. Oh well, that’s Hollywood.

]]> by: JP Morgan http://www.fissionchicken.com/2006/11/13/chicken-monster-sighting/#comment-337 Mon, 13 Nov 2006 22:52:46 +0000 http://www.fissionchicken.com/2006/11/13/chicken-monster-sighting/#comment-337 Well, that's what you call your "artistic license" -- you needn't show an accurate image of the monsters or characters, you just whip up an "impression" of the thrills and chills waiting for you in the movie! (I think movie posters like the ones above are much better that those of recent years; they tend to show a close-up of the star's puss -- scowling, grinning, making moo-moo eyes -- and maybe a spaceship or an explosion in the background. BOR-ING!) Well, that’s what you call your “artistic license” — you needn’t show an accurate image of the monsters or characters, you just whip up an “impression” of the thrills and chills waiting for you in the movie!

(I think movie posters like the ones above are much better that those of recent years; they tend to show a close-up of the star’s puss — scowling, grinning, making moo-moo eyes — and maybe a spaceship or an explosion in the background. BOR-ING!)

]]> by: Gamecreature http://www.fissionchicken.com/2006/11/13/chicken-monster-sighting/#comment-336 Mon, 13 Nov 2006 22:40:25 +0000 http://www.fissionchicken.com/2006/11/13/chicken-monster-sighting/#comment-336 I want to know who painted those movie posters and how dare they make the movie look far more tantalizing than what it really was. How many teen-aged dreams were crushed by these heartless marketing drones? I want to know who painted those movie posters and how dare they make the movie look far more tantalizing than what it really was. How many teen-aged dreams were crushed by these heartless marketing drones?

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