Armageddon Creeped Out, pg. 2
Friday, July 27th, 2007Fish and Monica encounter strange people all the time. (Not necessarily people who go all wiggly in the movie theater and then disappear, but strange people anyway.)
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July 27th, 2007 at 1:14 pm
Soooooooo that’s what happens when you mix MutaSweet with microwaves?
Scratch that from the “covert assasination” list.
July 27th, 2007 at 4:29 pm
Damn, this is good stuff. Haven’t lost a bit of your touch, J.P.
July 28th, 2007 at 7:58 pm
It’s this sort of thing that keeps me out of movie theatres.
That, and the movies.
July 29th, 2007 at 10:10 pm
Ditto what Mr. Fortier said. And double ditto Mr. Malcomson!
July 31st, 2007 at 1:00 pm
True story… my wife and I are watching a movie at the theater the other day, this assbag behind us answers his cell phone, and I hear him say, “Oh, hi! No, this is a GOOD time to talk, I’m just watching a movie…!”
I really could have used some Fission Chicken zappy powers about then.
August 1st, 2007 at 3:03 am
I just don’t tolerate that kind of thing anymore. I go straight to the counter and fetch someone to throw the bum out. I may miss some of the flick, but I’ll miss more just trying to ignore the schmuck.
August 1st, 2007 at 6:48 am
I’m with you, Scott. The management wants to make sure you have a good time at their establishment. If someone is being rude or ignoring the rules, then they’ll make it right by taking care of the annoyance or giving you tickets for another show.
August 1st, 2007 at 3:27 pm
Tickets? Meh. I’d opt for a choice of edged weapons and a discreet place to use them, or some of that energy-beam-out-the-finger zishy goodness. We ARE gonna get zishy goodness soon, aren’t we?
Hairspray and a lighter in a pinch?
August 1st, 2007 at 5:53 pm
Yeah, it’s particularly annoying that Fish and Monica settled on a movie that was non-idiotic enough to actually go see… only to have their viewing experience munged up like that. (Fish WOULD zish ‘em if they’d hold @#*%’n still for a minute…)
August 2nd, 2007 at 1:51 am
The main reason God did not grant human beings zishy goodness is that we would’ve been extinct as a result several thousand years ago. Tops.
With one guy on top of a pile of skulls, screaming “HAH! IN YER FACE! BOOYAH!”
August 2nd, 2007 at 4:40 am
“With one guy on top of a pile of skulls, screaming ‘HAH! IN YER FACE! BOOYAH!’”
Ron Post?
Anyone for pizza?
August 2nd, 2007 at 9:29 am
I did notice this earlier… FC shows admirable restraint here. I would’ve zapped the guy. I guess FC takes his great responsibilities seriously, to go with his great powers.