Comments on: Sketch Stuff http://www.fissionchicken.com/2007/10/24/sketch-stuff/ The Adventures of The Chicken of Wrath Fri, 21 Nov 2008 16:20:47 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.2 by: Bill Fortier http://www.fissionchicken.com/2007/10/24/sketch-stuff/#comment-2909 Sun, 28 Oct 2007 06:10:44 +0000 http://www.fissionchicken.com/2007/10/24/sketch-stuff/#comment-2909 So let that be a lesson, kids! Poorly placed pyrotechnics precipitates pentafurcated proboscises! And you might put yer eye out! Doesn't matter if y've got five more—it's gonna hurt and you'll look stupid! So let that be a lesson, kids! Poorly placed pyrotechnics precipitates pentafurcated proboscises!

And you might put yer eye out! Doesn’t matter if y’ve got five more—it’s gonna hurt and you’ll look stupid!

]]> by: JP Morgan http://www.fissionchicken.com/2007/10/24/sketch-stuff/#comment-2901 Sat, 27 Oct 2007 16:41:44 +0000 http://www.fissionchicken.com/2007/10/24/sketch-stuff/#comment-2901 I though the four basic food groups were Salt, Sugar, Grease, and Bean Gum! Happy Star-nosed Weevil Guy? I think I drew the snout first, then added a smiling head. Maybe it's from a childhood injury such as balancing a firecracker on his nose. I though the four basic food groups were Salt, Sugar, Grease, and Bean Gum!

Happy Star-nosed Weevil Guy? I think I drew the snout first, then added a smiling head. Maybe it’s from a childhood injury such as balancing a firecracker on his nose.

]]> by: Bill Fortier http://www.fissionchicken.com/2007/10/24/sketch-stuff/#comment-2900 Sat, 27 Oct 2007 16:06:52 +0000 http://www.fissionchicken.com/2007/10/24/sketch-stuff/#comment-2900 "Slurm" was a moniker given by some silly book (whose raison d'etre was giving silly monikers to things) to Cool Whip or other artificial dessert toppings of that kind. "Fenderberg" and "Glacket" are others. Guess what they describe. Word association football (Superman's pop > Jor-El > Jelly Roll (Morton) > jazz musician > music) == glop The Stuff == one of the four basic food groups. And what about Happy Star-nosed Wevil alien? Children's show host or flagrant drug-abuser? “Slurm” was a moniker given by some silly book (whose raison d’etre was giving silly monikers to things) to Cool Whip or other artificial dessert toppings of that kind. “Fenderberg” and “Glacket” are others. Guess what they describe.

Word association football (Superman’s pop > Jor-El > Jelly Roll (Morton) > jazz musician > music) == glop

The Stuff == one of the four basic food groups.

And what about Happy Star-nosed Wevil alien? Children’s show host or flagrant drug-abuser?

]]> by: JP Morgan http://www.fissionchicken.com/2007/10/24/sketch-stuff/#comment-2888 Sat, 27 Oct 2007 01:51:37 +0000 http://www.fissionchicken.com/2007/10/24/sketch-stuff/#comment-2888 Slurm? Jelly-Roll?? Huh? In the "Stuff" movie, the killer dessert product (sold in supermarkets everywhere) was was called just that: "The Stuff"! I dunno about the six-eyed aliens, they don't show up in the "Armageddon Creeped Out" storyline... Slurm? Jelly-Roll?? Huh? In the “Stuff” movie, the killer dessert product (sold in supermarkets everywhere) was was called just that: “The Stuff”!

I dunno about the six-eyed aliens, they don’t show up in the “Armageddon Creeped Out” storyline…

]]> by: Bill Fortier http://www.fissionchicken.com/2007/10/24/sketch-stuff/#comment-2886 Sat, 27 Oct 2007 01:19:29 +0000 http://www.fissionchicken.com/2007/10/24/sketch-stuff/#comment-2886 Popular dessert product? Slurm? Superman's pop? No, wait. That was Jelly-Roll. No. That was some music guy. Pop music! Yeah, that'd do it. Definitely glop. So, what's the deal with ol' six-eyes? Popular dessert product? Slurm?

Superman’s pop? No, wait. That was Jelly-Roll.

No. That was some music guy.

Pop music! Yeah, that’d do it. Definitely glop.

So, what’s the deal with ol’ six-eyes?

]]> by: JP Morgan http://www.fissionchicken.com/2007/10/24/sketch-stuff/#comment-2879 Fri, 26 Oct 2007 21:33:31 +0000 http://www.fissionchicken.com/2007/10/24/sketch-stuff/#comment-2879 Monster cheese? There's a 1985 movie, "The Stuff," about a popular dessert product that turns people into glop monsters... that's sort of close. Monster cheese? There’s a 1985 movie, “The Stuff,” about a popular dessert product that turns people into glop monsters… that’s sort of close.

]]> by: Bill Fortier http://www.fissionchicken.com/2007/10/24/sketch-stuff/#comment-2876 Fri, 26 Oct 2007 14:30:36 +0000 http://www.fissionchicken.com/2007/10/24/sketch-stuff/#comment-2876 Monster cheese? Hmm. Has posibilities. "Gorgonzolla Attacks Lombardy" The bear's got my vote. And that rock over there. Monster cheese? Hmm. Has posibilities.

“Gorgonzolla Attacks Lombardy”

The bear’s got my vote.

And that rock over there.

]]> by: Kyle Miller http://www.fissionchicken.com/2007/10/24/sketch-stuff/#comment-2866 Wed, 24 Oct 2007 21:45:57 +0000 http://www.fissionchicken.com/2007/10/24/sketch-stuff/#comment-2866 Is The Surly Bird Special going to be the next Fission Chicken story? They had a Spunky and Tadpole cartoon on last week's cartoon dump. If anything, it was wierder than this one. Lord knows, if I were the president, and I had a secret letter upon whose delivery the fate of the country rested upon, I think I'd find someone other than a kid and a talking bear to give it to... Is The Surly Bird Special going to be the next Fission Chicken story?

They had a Spunky and Tadpole cartoon on last week’s cartoon dump. If anything, it was wierder than this one. Lord knows, if I were the president, and I had a secret letter upon whose delivery the fate of the country rested upon, I think I’d find someone other than a kid and a talking bear to give it to…

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