Fission Chicken AKA the Chicken of Wrath, the Pullet of Power, etc., he is a no-nonsense sort of guy who uses his powers to defend Earth and New Jersey. He often encounters very strange people.

Monica Fether Fission Chicken’s beautiful girlfriend, she can also fire dangerous power bolts. She works as a librarian.

Skip Squirrelhard Skip, FC’s pal, is a private investigator who often helps out on missions. Also writes children’s books (badly).

Normannu AKA Norman Gnu (the Gnostic Gnu), he’s a free-spirited mystic with his own spaceship. Also FC’s buddy, assisting with the more occult phenomena.

Dr. Lawrence Livergut The brains behind Livergut Labs. His research often creates interesting new problems for the Chicken of Wrath.

Crouton Crouton is Dr. Livergut’s oft put-upon assistant, and has learned to view new projects with a certain sense of trepidation.

Professor Wivver and Dr. Pocknobb These two are joint curators at a big museum; occasionally they procure an item that they soon wish they hadn’t.

Vortoxians An alien race of marketing experts who have replaced their bodies with plastic ones, to better acquire other people’s planets. A recurring source of aggravation for Fission Chicken.

Creatures from Ineptune These beings have shown up twice. Rumored to be a conquering race that accidentally wiped out their higher brain functions. Dumb. Really dumb.

P.U. Evolcraft Percival Ulmer Evolcraft is a somewhat deranged (and none too clean) practitioner of the dark mystic arts. Possessed of a Victorian-like charm and an occasional manaical laugh.

K’celboo An orange slime demon from a nasty place, K’celboo can grow from the size of a breadbox to warehouse-size in a split moment. Would like to turn Earth all orange and slimy.

Nuke Rooster An evil duplicate of Fission Chicken, who ran amok until destroyed. Livergut Labs created him, but they didn’t mean any harm.

Living Screaming Toilet Bowls See what I mean about Livergut Labs? They accidently created these things when they flushed some radioactive mutagenetic waste down the bowl. Gross and noisy.

The Foot of Vuvumba It’s just the foot of an ancient Tibetan demon… but it still caused plenty of trouble when Prof. Wivver and Dr. Pocknobb uncrated it and dropped its sealed sarcophagus on the floor. It possessed the feet of innocent people!

There’s More! And there’s still more weirdos lurking about in the world of Fission Chicken! Still more thumbnails to make!

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